Biggs vs. Smawls
Professor Biggs
Raised gigantic pigs
On his farm at the top of the hill.
Professor Smawls
Made sizable stalls
With the wood he machined at his mill.
To all it would seem
These two were a team,
But in fact it was far from the truth.
Instead our two friends
Had gone to all ends
To avoid one another since youth.
See, Smawls as a child
Had been rather wild,
And he locked Master Biggs in a pen.
But then Master Biggs
Freed all the Smawl's pigs,
And the two haven't spoken since then.
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